A List of Railroad Nicknames


Some time back, Tom Stolte, of Oddballs Decals, posted a request on the misc.transport.rail.americas NewsList asking about some of the (often irreverent) nicknames that employees and/or patrons of the many U.S. railroads applied to their local carriers. On June 2nd, 1997, Tom posted the list that had been submitted. I found it amusing and interesting, and provide it here, formatted for your reading enjoyment.


Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 11:49:04 -0500
From: Tom Stolte 
Newsgroups: misc.transport.rail.americas
Subject: Railroad Nicknames in Order

ACR      = Agony Central
Amtrak	 = Amcrash
Amtrak	 = Amtrash
ATSF	 = Annoying, Tempermental and Stupid Fans
ATSF	 = Argenta and Toad Suck Ferry
ATSF	 = All Tonnage and Slow Freight
ATSF     = Assholes, Thieves, and Stupid F***ers
ATSF     = Ate Tamales & Spit Fire
ATSF     = All Tramps Ride Free
AT&SF    = Always Trying, Still F***ed

B&M	 = Broken and missing
B&M	 = (Guilford) - Banks & Money
B&M 	 = Broken & mangled
BM       = Busted & Maimed
BN	 = Bankrupt Northern 
BN	 = Big Northern
BN       = Booze & Narcotics
BN       = Big Nothing
B&O      = Bad Order
B&O      = Best & Only
BNSF     = Bob's New Santa Fe
BNSF	 = Burlington Nothing and Sh** Faced
BNSF	 = Bigger Now, Same F***ing Railroad
BNSF	 = Buy Now Sell Fast
BNSF	 = Brand New Same F***ing Railroad
BNSF	 = Buy Now, Sell Forever
BNSF	 = Better Not Ship Freight
BNSF     = Better Not Slip or Fall
BNSF	 = Bigger Now Still F***ed
BNSF	 = Big Nuts Shrivel and Fall
BNSF	 = Buy Norfolk Southern Fast
BNSF     = Bigger Nothing, Still F***ed
BPS&D	 = Broken Pieces Strewn & Dropped
BPS&D	 = Bent Potted, Shitfaced & Decrepid
BPS&D	 = Big Pieces of Steam & Dieselized!!!
BS	 = Bull S***
BWT&S	 = Bobble, Wobble, Turnover & Stop.

C&NW     = Cheap & No Wages
C&NW	 = Can't and Never Will
C&NW	 = Cardboard & No Wheels
C&NW	 = Coal and No Water
C&NW	 = Can Not Win (against the Omaha onslaught)
C&NW	 = Cheep & Nothing Wasted
C&NW	 = Can't and Never Will
C&O	 = Cheapskate & Oreo
C&S	 = Crooked and Slow 
C&W      = Crooked & Weedy  
     (Chesapeake & Western)
CGW	 = Chicago and Great Wheaties
CGW	 = Can't Get Worse
CGW	 = Chicago Great Weedy
CGW	 = Can't Go West
CGW	 = Can Grow Weeds
CI&L	 = Crazy Idiots & Lunatics
CMStP&P	 = Crushed, Mauled,STampeded, Pushed and Pulled
CN	 = Currently Negotiating
CN	 = Chicken Noodle
CN	 = Cost Nothing
CN       = Certainly No Rush
CN	 = Crash National
CO&P	 = Clowns On Railroad Property
  (Central Oregon & Pacific)
CP	 = Canuk Pacific
CP Rail	 = Cheapee Ragamuffins on Rail
Conrail  = Con job
CR       = Clown Rail
CR	 = Congressional Rip-off
CR 	 = Currently Retired
CR	 = Can't Run
CR	 = Corn Rail
CR	 = The Coolest Railroad
CR	 = Crappy Rap
CRI&P	 = Corroded, Rusty, Indigent and Pathetic
CRI&P    = The Cry 'n' Pee
CSX	 = Chicken S*** Xpress
CSX	 = Chemical Spill Xperts
CSX	 = Can't Stop Xeroxing
CSX	 = Consensual SeX
CSX	 = Conrail Screwed Xtremely
CTA	 = Catastrophies, Tragedies, Accidents
CTA 	 = Chicago's Taken Again
     (The bus line in Chicago) 

D&RGW	 = Dangerous & Rapidly Getting Worse
D&H	 = Desparate & Hungry
D&H	 = Delay and Hesitate
DB	 = Diggin' Buggers (German RR)
DL&W	 = Delay, Linger, & Wait
DM&IR	 = Damn Miserable & IrRate
DSS&A	 = Damn Slow Service and Abuse
     (Duluth, South Shore & Atlantic - Soo Line Predecessor)
DT&I	 = Damned Tired, & Incompetent

EJ&E	 = Egypt, Jerusalem, and Elsewhere
EL	 = Erie Lack of Money
EL	 = Ever Late
EMD	 = Every Model Different

FEC	 = For Elderly Citizens

GB&W     = Grab your Baggage & Walk
     (Green Bay & Western)
GE	 = Generally Elegant
Guilford = Goofy
GN	 = Going Nowhere
GT	 = Gone Too
GTW	 = Great

HE&WT    = Hell Either Way you Take it
HT&W     = Hoot Toot & Whistle
     (Hoosic Tunnel & Wilmington - MA&VT)

IC	 = Ignorant Corporation
ICG  	 = "I Can't Go."

JR	 = Junk Rail
     (Japanese RR co)
JW&NW    = "Jesus Wept and No Wonder"
     (Jamestown, Westfield & North Western)

KCS       = Kome C Small

L&PS     = Late & Poor Service
     (London & Port Stanley)
LE&W	 = Leave Early & Walk
LK&W	 = Look, Kuss, & Wait
L,O&S	 = Little, Old & Slow
LV	 = Like Vomit

Maryland, Delaware & Virginia Railroad = Many Dirty Visits
Maryland & Delaware = "The Muddy & Dirty"
M&StL	 = Movin' & Still Losin'
Macon, Dublin and Savannah = Mud, Dirt and Sand
MC	 =  More crap
    (Mass Central)
METRA	 = Many Evening Trains Running Around
MK&T	 = Many Killed & Totched
MN	= More (of) Nothing (metro North)
MP	 = Mostly Pus*ies (mo pac)
MP	 = Miserly & Parsimonious
MP	 = Morons Prevail (as in the Borg from Omaha)
MRL	 = Make a right/Left??!!

NASA     = Need Another Seven Astronauts  
           (yes they do have a railroad at Kennedy)
NJT	= No Junky Trains  (New Jersey Transit)
NJT	 = Need Janitors Touch
NJT	 = Not Just Trains
NKP	 = Nearly Kompletely Perfect
NS       = No Show
NS	 = Nazi Squad
NS	 = Not Smart
NS	 = No Steam  :-(
NW       = No F***ing Women
N&W	 = Nights & Weekends
NYO&W    = Not Yet Old & Weary
NYO&W    = Now Young Out & working
NYO&W    = No Young Overweight Women
NYO&W or the O&W = The Old Woman 
NYS&W	 = Now You Sit and Wait

PC	 = Perfect Chaos
PC	 = Permenatly Currupt
PC	 = Pile [of] Crap
PGE	 = Please Go Easy or Prince George Eventually
   (Pacific Great Eastern)
P&W	 = Pathetic & Wobbly
PRR	 = Pussie Rail Road

QA&P	 = Quit Arguing and Push

RI	 = Rusty Iron

SEPTA    = Society for Eliminating Public Transit Altogether
SF	 = Suffering Fools
SF	 = Sani Flush
SOO RR	 = Silly Old Ordinary RR
SPSF	 = Shouldn't Paint So Fast
SP	 = Stupid Police
SP	 = Sh***y Property
SP	 = Surrendered Peacefully (need I say more?)
SP	 = Stupid Pussies
SP	 = Sufferin Pacific
SP	 = Stand Proud
SP	 = Suffering Painfully
SP	 = Sorry and Pathetic
SS       = Sh**ty Stuff  (Seaboard System)

T&P	 = Time and Patience
TH&B     = "To Hell and Back"
TH&B	 = Thump, Hump, & Bump
TP&W	 = Tired, Poor and Weary

UP	 = Unlimited Power
UP	 = Unstopable Power
UP	 = Ugly Power!!!
UP	 = Uncle Pete
UP	 = Unlimited Parking (This is from an employee)
UP	 = Utterly Putrid
UP	 = Uncle Pete
UP	 = Un Painted

WATCO	 = Wild Ass Train COmpany
WBT&S	 = Wobbly Bobbly Turnover and Stop
     (Waco, Beaumont, Trinity & Sabine)
WC	 = We're Cheap
WC       = Whiskey Central
WICT     = Wicket
WW&F     = Weak, Weary & Feeble
     (Wiscasset, Waterville & Farmington - 2 foot gauge in ME)
WM	 = Wild Mary 
WP	 = Wobbly Pathetic
WP	 = Wayside Property
WP	 = Wasted Property
WP	 = Weed Producers
WSOR	 = Wobbly Slow Old and Rusty

YD       = Yellow Dog (Yazoo Delta)

Written in the cab of a  locomotive that I was riding,
I read the following:

   Uphill slow,
   Downhill fast.
   Tonnage first,
   Safety Last.

             Duane Cooke


Tom Stolte
Oddballs Decals
26550 227th Street 
McLouth, Kansas 66054

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